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- Women's football: Player gets kneed in the face, no one gets carded, she gets up has a drink and keeps on playing.
- Men's football: Player trips over his own shoelaces, cries, clutches his knee and demands a penalty.
on field day in second grade in our 50-yard-dash race i came in dead last but i got a ribbon anyway because even though i didn’t win i was the only one who actually stayed in their lane and its amazing how relevant that still is today
i just thought i was 14 im honna be 16 in 6 days
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him