im paige im 15

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fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants

queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

striders:

last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk

thebitterfrenchcanadian:


don’t listen to them cody 

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

sophmoreslump:

but I got like…late

sophmoreslump:

but I got like…late

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

“w is not a vowel”

every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

shitshilarious:

he was never seen or heard from again

shitshilarious:

he was never seen or heard from again

andrewbelami:

Snatched. From. The. Root.

andrewbelami:

Snatched. From. The. Root.

allaaronpaul:

Really?  Really though?  

Tagged: #why #aaron!

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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