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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

MY FUCKIN EAR!!!!

Tagged: #the office

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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my ear hurts so fuckin much and the ear drops make it feel worse and my advil only numbs my legs cause i overexercised the other day i wanna die lead me to death

my ear hurts so bad im crying

gayboyfriencl:

Guys… I think Orange is the New Black may be about… lesbians

steviepsyclone:

vinebox:

The accuracy 

who knew 2 seconds could be so relatable

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

Tagged: #oitnb

mushiemallows:

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

Tagged: #the office

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

meanplastic:

me playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood